Once upon a time, a removal truck, travelling from Simonstown to Hout Bay, stopped near Cape Point so the driver could remove some loose branches blown into the road by a vicious south easter. Although he wasn’t out of the cab for very long, it was long enough for a couple of bags to mysteriously ‘go missing’.
A young female had wandered off from a nearby troop and being exceptionally curious, ripped open the bags to discover a stash of simply stunning lingerie.
Since then, she’s been the envy of all the younger girls, bedecked each day in her ill-gotten finery.
The bluffalo is every guy your mother warned you about.
Cool as a cucumber and a bit of a shady character, he sleeps most of the day – though most nights, he can be found chewing on Cuban cigars and hosting (and winning) a poker game or five.
Some sore losers say he counts cards, though he’s really just a formidable, talented opponent.
While the other players cockily assume the vast quantities of port he imbibes will cloud his judgement, he holds his liquor really well and always keeps his wits about him.
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