The piena is a terrible glutton and far too hyperactive and excitable for his own good. His table manners are truly atrocious and he’s not very good at sharing.
‘Luckily’, no one wants to share his meals as he’s rather noisy and makes such a spectacular mess.
His mummy still loves him though.
(Most of the other animals blame her for his failings as she’s brought him and his siblings up single-handedly since his father ran off with another cackle of hyenas when he was a cub. They blamed her for that too as they said she’d let herself go, so what did she expect?).
While most impalas hang around in large herds on the African plains, Vlad is a bit of a loner.
One day, while resting in the shade of a rocky outcrop, he discovered a battered box of the complete works of Bram Stoker. He voraciously devoured the entire set and decided his destiny was to be THE ultimate goth.
As no one is actually brave enough to get close to him – due to his terrifying countenance – they don’t realise his impressive fangs are actually fake jelly sweets.
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