The bluffalo is every guy your mother warned you about.
Cool as a cucumber and a bit of a shady character, he sleeps most of the day – though most nights, he can be found chewing on Cuban cigars and hosting (and winning) a poker game or five.
Some sore losers say he counts cards, though he’s really just a formidable, talented opponent.
While the other players cockily assume the vast quantities of port he imbibes will cloud his judgement, he holds his liquor really well and always keeps his wits about him.
The piena is a terrible glutton and far too hyperactive and excitable for his own good. His table manners are truly atrocious and he’s not very good at sharing.
‘Luckily’, no one wants to share his meals as he’s rather noisy and makes such a spectacular mess.
His mummy still loves him though.
(Most of the other animals blame her for his failings as she’s brought him and his siblings up single-handedly since his father ran off with another cackle of hyenas when he was a cub. They blamed her for that too as they said she’d let herself go, so what did she expect?).
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