Description
20 March – 20 April
You are the entrepreuneurial type and always open to bribery new experiences,
Quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice, you hold most people in contempt.
*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.
Ceramic, novelty printed mugs
Additional information
| Weight | 300 g |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 120 × 100 × 120 mm |
Brand
Horrorscopes
Stuff by Jools’ Horrorscopes (zodiac) collection.
Featuring cartoony characters and alternative “horrorscopes” (sic). Our horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s (original author unknown). Each star sign has a tongue in cheek’ character reference-type’ horoscope. **Poetic licence has been used to mangle or expand upon the original (unknown) author’s work.
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