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23 October – 22 November

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.
Most Scorpios are murdered.
*Original author unknown.

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Weight	300 g
Dimensions	120 × 100 × 120 mm

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Horrorscopes

Stuff by Jools’ Horrorscopes (zodiac) collection.

Featuring cartoony characters and alternative “horrorscopes” (sic). Our horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s (original author unknown). Each star sign has a tongue in cheek’ character reference-type’ horoscope. **Poetic licence has been used to mangle or expand upon the original (unknown) author’s work.

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