Once upon a time, a removal truck, travelling from Simonstown to Hout Bay, stopped near Cape Point so the driver could remove some loose branches blown into the road by a vicious south easter. Although he wasn’t out of the cab for very long, it was long enough for a couple of bags to mysteriously ‘go missing’.
A young female had wandered off from a nearby troop and being exceptionally curious, ripped open the bags to discover a stash of simply stunning lingerie.
Since then, she’s been the envy of all the younger girls, bedecked each day in her ill-gotten finery.
When the rockodile was a wee lad, his mum and dad played scratchy Elton John records over and over. One of the songs stuck in his head and his fate was sealed! He’s spent years hunting fruitlessly for yellow brick roads and horny back toads but still hasn’t realised those are native to North America. Fortunately he has a successful night job as a drummer in a popular band and has a faithful following comprising hundreds of howling old owls and some meerkats.
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