Stuff by Jools’ Horrorscopes (zodiac) collection.

Featuring cartoony characters and alternative “horrorscopes” (sic).

Our horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s (original author unknown). Each star sign has a tongue in cheek’ character reference-type’ horoscope.

**Poetic licence has been used to mangle or expand upon the original (unknown) author’s work.

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    Daily Planner – Horrorscopes

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    R75.00

    If you’re totally confused about whether you’re Arthur or Martha or coming or going and you no longer have a clue what day of the week (let alone month) it is, our Horrorscopes (sic) daily planner is rushing to the rescue!

    These downloadable and printable daily planners will help you get back some semblance of a routine.

    Each planner caters for a family of three, four or five, so just choose which page fits your family. If you’re a family of six, print two copies of the Family of 3 page. For a family of seven, print one copy each of the Family of 3 and Family of 4 pages. If you’re a Zuma, please make sure you have a calculator handy so you can figure out how many pages you need!

    If you have an A3 colour printer, you can print them full size and full colour. If not, scale them to ‘fit to page’ and select colour or greyscale. Then just fill them in and you’re good to go!

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    Weekly Planner – Horrorscopes

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    R75.00

    If you’re totally confused about whether you’re Arthur or Martha or coming or going and you no longer have a clue what day of the week (let alone month) it is, our Horrorscopes (sic) weekly planner is rushing to the rescue!

    We’ve put together a bunch of downloadable and printable weekly planners to help you get back some semblance of a routine.

    Each planner caters for a family of three, four or five, so just choose which page fits your family. If you’re a family of six, print two copies of the Family of 3 page. For a family of seven, print one copy each of the Family of 3 and Family of 4 pages. If you’re a Zuma, please make sure you have a calculator handy so you can figure out how many pages you need!

    If you have an A3 colour printer handy, you can print them full size and full colour. If not, scale them to ‘fit to page’ and colour or greyscale. Then just fill them in and you’re good to go!

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    aquarius mug

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    R149.00

    Ceramic, novelty printed mugs

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    pisces mug

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    R149.00

    Ceramic, novelty printed mugs

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    aries mug

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    R149.00

    Ceramic, novelty printed mugs

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    taurus mug

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    R149.00

    Ceramic, novelty printed mugs

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    gemini mug

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    R149.00

    Ceramic, novelty printed mugs

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    cancer mug

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    R149.00

    Ceramic, novelty printed mugs

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    leo mug

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    R149.00

    Ceramic, novelty printed mugs

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    virgo mug

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    R149.00

    Ceramic, novelty printed mugs

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    libra mug

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    R149.00

    Ceramic, novelty printed mugs

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    scorpio mug

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    R149.00

    Ceramic, novelty printed mugs