Scorpio mug

All about your Scorpio mug and your unique horrorscope (sic)

Scorpio: The Scorpion

23 October – 22 November

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.
Most Scorpios are murdered.

About our Horrorscopes latte mugs:

Our Horrorscopes zodiac latte mugs collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

The perfect zodiac mug gifts for Scorpio coffee, tea, and hot chocolate lovers! Collect the full range and surprise your family and friends with unique, alternative insights into their personalities.

This is what you get with your Scorpio star sign mug, you lucky person, you!:

• ○ 12oz (350ml) unique Horrorscopes cone-shaped latte mug
• ○ Premium grade ceramics with scratch-resistant finish
• ○ Dishwasher- and handwash-friendly
• ○ Microwave-safe
• ○ Individually hand-made in Cape Town
• ○ Alternative horoscope unique to this star sign
• ○ The ideal gift for a friend, family member or loved one – or for you

*Please don’t scrub hard with bleach and a scourer, even if you’re a die-hard germaphobe (true story) – treat your Scorpio mug gently and it’ll give you years of pleasure and amusement.

MORE ABOUT SCORPIOS:

Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning from October 23 to November 22. It is a water sign known for its intensity, passion, and magnetic presence. Symbolised by the scorpion, Scorpios are often described as mysterious, determined, and deeply emotional.

KEY TRAITS:

Intense and Passionate: They are known for their deep emotions and strong reactions.
Magnetic and Charismatic: They possess an undeniable allure and can be very persuasive.
Determined and Unwavering: They are known for their strong willpower and ability to overcome challenges.
Mysterious and Secretive: They often keep their true selves hidden, adding to their mystique.
Analytical and Observant: They are keen observers, often noticing details that others miss.
Loyal and Protective: They are fiercely loyal to those they care about and will defend them fiercely.

On the flip side, Scorpios can appear aloof, secretive, detached and sometimes intimidating. They also don’t easily forget slights, betrayals – beware the infamous Scorpio sting,